One day a very drunk guy was walking down the road and found ten dollars. Since he was very horny he decided to go to the whore house across the street and see what he could get since he had noone to go home to.
When he gets over there he shows the woman at the front counter the money and asks what he can get. She realized he was drunk and he probally wouldn't notice if she put him in the room with the blow-up doll. She took him up stairs, told him to have a good time, and went back down stairs.
After about twenty minutes she heard wimpering coming from the room. So she walks up there and asks what wrong. His reply...Everything was going great until I bit her ass and she flew out the window!