Kitchen Signs

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* Kitchen closed - this chick has had it!

* Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!

* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!

* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!

* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!

* I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

* If you don't like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.

* I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

* Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

* Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

* My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!


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