In "THE MAN" world wide competition there are three finalists left: a German, an American, and an Albanian. The last challenge is who can survive the longest in a room with 500 pound gorilla.
So the American goes first. After 2 seconds the American comes out with his clothes ripped off screaming and rubbing his ass.
The German looks at him and laughs. "You American pussy, he says and goes in. But not even a second he comes out naked screaming, "Ah my aaasssss!"
The last one is the Albanian. So he goes in. Five minutes go by and he's not coming out. Ten minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes...after one hour he comes out, without even a scratch on him. Everybody is amazed. After 5 seconds the gorilla comes out and in a soft voice says, "Are you coming back"?