Two neighbors were sitting on a deck talking. They saw their neighbor, a blonde, walk behind her barn with a rake. This seemed weird since it was spring, but they new that she had just mown her lawn, so they figured that she was raking her yard.
Soon, they heard a blood-curdling scream and they rushed over. She was clutching her left leg. They took the blonde to the doctor where they found that her leg was broken. Finally the neighbors asked her what she had done. "Well," she replied, "I was raking leaves, and I fell out of the tree!"