A woman walks up to a wizard and says, "Excuse me could you remove this curse I've been under for the last 30 years?" The wizard says, "Sure, but you'll need to tell me the exact words that were used for the curse." She replies, "Sure. It was, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'"
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