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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?

Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you..."

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"


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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Emma T. 1+ years ago

holy fucking copied

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by George G. 1+ years ago

What the fuck does this have to do with Mastercard?

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by Brandon H. 1+ years ago

Who cares if it was from a commercial. Someone put it on funny. com because it is funny. So what if it was taken from someone else. How many of the jokes on here were actually submitted by the people who came up with the joke in the first place? Whether it was from a commercial or from a friend, if its on this site chances are, the person who submitted it heard it from someone else. Jokes are not owned. They are for everyone to enjoy. Which is what you people are NOT doing when you spend your time argueing about them.

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by Hayley D. 1+ years ago

dudeee... i saw that on youtube! apparently it was some credit card commercial, but i thought it was pretty inappropriate for some gay mastercard ad!

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by Eric P. 1+ years ago

It's only plagiarism if someone falsely claims credit for something they didn't write. Look it up.

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by FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !. 1+ years ago

crap,thats flippin' funny 9/10 great job Aznchik627

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by jasmine l. 1+ years ago

ahahahahaaaa thts funni as hell...lolz

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by quanisha b. 1+ years ago

lol! that is the same thing that was on the priceless commercial!

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by tori l. 1+ years ago

this was a mastercard commercial... she TOTALLY ripped this off. it was all over youtube, as 1 of the "banned" commercials she could have at least said she got it from a commercial.. gawd

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