Three surgeons were discussing their favorite type of patients.
The first surgeon said, "I like artists. When you cut them open, they are awash with color inside."
The second one said, "I much prefer engineers. When you cut them open everything is orderly and numbered."
"nonsense," said the third doctor. "The easiest are attorneys. They hace only two parts: their ass and their mouth and those are interchangeable."
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