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Burning Calories

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Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight Look how many calories you can burn:

TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her agreement - 12 cal Without her agreement - 187 cal

TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands - 8 cal With one hand - 12 cal With one hand being slapped - 37 cal With the mouth - 85 cal

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM With erection - 6 cal Without erection - 315 cal

PRELIMINARIES Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal Trying to find G spot - 92 cal Without caring at all - 0 cal

WHEN DOING IT Holding her up - 12 cal Just on the floor - 8 cal

POSITIONS Daddy-mummy - 12 cal 69 laying - 8 cal 69 standing up - 112 cal Trolley - 216 cal Italian chandelier - 912 cal

HAVING AN ORGASM Real - 112 cal Fake - 315 cal

POST ORGASM Staying in bed - 8 cal Jumping off the bed - 36 cal Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal

GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal from 20 to 29 - 36 cal from 30 to 39 - 108 cal from 40 to 49 - 324 cal from 50 to 59 - 972 cal over 60 - 2916 cal

PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES Quietly - 32 cal Being in a hurry - 98 cal With her husband opening the door- 218 cal

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