Michigan Jokes

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It is Michigan week...here we go...

A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read "Here lies a Michigan graduate and an honest man." The little boy asked, "Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?"

Coach Lloyd Carr is only dressing 10 players for the Michigan game against Ohio State. The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.

Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and push.

Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games? A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Michigan football player's life? A: His freshman year.

Q: Why did Michigan replace the stadium grass with Astroturf? A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during games.

Q: How do you get a Michigan graduate off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza

Q: What does the average University of Michigan football player get on his S.A.T.? A: Drool.

Q: Why are there no Nativity scenes on the Michigan University campus at Christmas? A: Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.


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by gabe g. 1+ years ago

This joke would work for any school...except USC, cuz we all know Lane Kiffin doesn't dress players, he pays them!

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by Dashelle S. 1+ years ago


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