It is Michigan week...here we go...
A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read "Here lies a Michigan graduate and an honest man." The little boy asked, "Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?"
Coach Lloyd Carr is only dressing 10 players for the Michigan game against Ohio State. The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.
Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and push.
Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games? A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Michigan football player's life? A: His freshman year.
Q: Why did Michigan replace the stadium grass with Astroturf? A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during games.
Q: How do you get a Michigan graduate off your front porch? A: Pay him for the pizza
Q: What does the average University of Michigan football player get on his S.A.T.? A: Drool.
Q: Why are there no Nativity scenes on the Michigan University campus at Christmas? A: Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.