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A couple is having an argument. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife--Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband--Stiff At Last.'"

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