One cold winter day a couple of kids were playing hockey on Lake Ontario and a vicious dog ran up and started biting one of the kids' legs. Thinking fast the other kids took his hockey stick and started beating the dog until it was dead.
A news reporter for the Toronto Sun was walking by and saw the entire incident and came runny up to the kids. He pulled out his memo book and starts writing: "Little Leafs fan saves boy from vicious dog." The boy said, "I'm not a Leaf fan."
The reporter said, "Oh since you lived in Toronto I just figured you were," and crosses out what he had written and started to write again: "Little Blue Jays fan saves boy from vicious dog." And again the boy said, "I'm not a Blue Jay's fan."
The reporter thinks for a minute and said, "Oh since you live in Toronto I figured you were either a Jays fan or a Leafs fan, who do you cheer for?" The boy replied, "I'm a Habs fan." So the reporter flipped to a different page and started to write: "Little French bastard kills beloved family pet."