Vaseline

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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?"

The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

I know it's a joke, but the major hole in it is there is no way you can mistake the shape and size of a container of Vaseline for a tube of super glue. Besides the fact a little boy probably wouldn't have vaseline in his room and certainly wouldn't have super glue. I did laugh, but it's not quite as funny now that (partially though the help of other comments.) I realized just how impossible this joke is. (I know jokes like this aren't meant to be taken as real, but most don't have huge holes like this and are somewhere in the realm of being possible.)

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by Marlene K. 1+ years ago

hahaha...good one!!

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by j r. 1+ years ago

that kid is a evil lil shit

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by Eric H. 1+ years ago

OK this joke is funny but i only have one question....WTF is the dad doing in his kids room asking his kid for the Vaseline?

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by Bunny Man 1+ years ago

jesus christ!

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by L L. 1+ years ago

ouch...

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by Kelley A. 1+ years ago

:O that would suck!

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