A blonde decided to start smoking. She knew she would have trouble with a lighter so she decided to use matches.
She finally decided to smoke her first cigarette. She took out a match. Soon she began to have trouble with it.
She went up to a stranger and said to him, "Um, this match won't light."
"Well, what's wrong with it?" He asked her.
"I don't know" she answered. "It lit up before! It was fine a second ago..."