Well one day this teacher was trying to explain evolution to her kindergarten class. She uses a little boy named Tommy to help her. This is what happened that day.
Teacher: Tommy can you go outside and look at the tree? Tommy: Ok (Tommy goes outside looks at the tree and comes back in) Teacher: Did you see the tree? Tommy: Yep.
Teacher: Ok, now I want you to go outside and look at the grass. (Tommy goes outside looks at the grass and comes back in.) Teacher: Tommy, did you see the grass? Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Ok. Tommy, go back outside and look at the sky. (Tommy goes outside looks at the sky and comes back in) Teacher: Did you see the sky? Tommy: Yea.
Teacher: Ok now one last time Tommy. I want you to go outside and look back up into the sky. Tommy: Ok. (Tommy goes back outside and looks back at the sky.) Teacher: Now Tommy, did you see God? Tommy: No. Teacher: That's right. Because He's not there.
(Then a six year old girl stands up and asks the teacher if she could do something. The teacher said fine.) Girl: Tommy go back outside and look at the tree. Tommy: (A little annoyed) OOOOKKK. (Tommy looks at it and comes back in.) Girl: Did you see it? Tommy: YES!!
Girl: Ok Tommy, now look at the teacher. (Tommy looks) Girl: Do you see her? Tommy: Yea.
Girl: Did you see her brain? Tommy: No. Girl: Well with what she just taught us today she must not have one.
WOW proffesfors brain is much better and shorter.Stop trying to make jokes off of other ones and go back in da kitchen!HAHA