This man had a cage in his bathroom with his pet parrot in it. One day he was shaving and the parrot said, "You're going to cut yourself!" The man said, "No I'm not."
He kept on shaving. A few minutes later the parrot said, "You're going to cut yourself," The man said, "No, I'm not! So shut up and if you say that again I'm going to throw you across the room."
He continued to shave. After a little while parrot said once again, "You're going to cut yourself!" So the man reached over and threw the parrot across the room and landed in the toilet.
A little bit later the man's wife went to use the bathroom. When she sat down on the toilet, the parrot exclaimed, "Oh what a big cut you have!"