Little Johnny is returning home from the store swinging a loaf of bread in one hand. His other hand in his pants pocket.
Off in the distance, Father Joseph sees little Johnny and considers, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the bible to little Johnny."
Father Joseph approaches little Johnny and says, "I see that you have the Staff of Life in one hand." "Yep," replies little Johnny. "And I have a loaf of bread in the other!"