One morning a beautiful 19 year old women was standing outside of her house talking to a policeman.
Policeman: So what happened miss? How did your husband die?
19 year old women: Well you see he was 92 years old. He liked having sex. But he was old. He used to save up his energy for the whole week, and we would have sex on Sunday morning. And we would make love to the rythem of the church bells. If it wasn't for that fucking ice cream van playing it's fucking tune, he might still be alive!