The Monks Are Coming

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There's a big hill. On one side of this hill sits a monastery, on the other side there is a convent. In the middle, on top of the hill, there is a pub.

One day the monks decided to go for a night out to the pub. At about 11.30pm the Abbott at the monastery receives a phone call.

"Abbott? This is Sister Virgin Helen of the Lady of Our Souls Convent. I'm afraid your monks have gotten rather drunk at the pub tonight and are on their way down the wrong side of the hill!"

The Abbott reassures her, "Don't worry, they'll soon realize their mistake and turn back."

10 minutes later he receives another call from the worried Sister.

"Abbott? This is Sister Virgin Helen of the Lady of Our Souls Convent. I'm afraid your monks are still on their way down the wrong side of the hill and now they're getting rather close to the convent."

"Please don't worry my dear. They'll turn back soon."

5 minutes later he receives another phone call from the, now quite agitated, Sister.

"Abbott? This is Sister Virgin Helen of the Lady of Our Souls Convent. Your monks are right outside the convent walls and they're knocking on the door! What shall I do?"

"Oh my dear, don't panic. Any moment they'll realize where they are and leave."

2 minutes later he receives another phone call from the now hysterical Sister.

"Abbott? This is Sister Virgin Helen of the Lady of Our Souls Convent. Your monks are climbing over the convent wall!"

"Don't panic my child, they are sure to realize and turn back now."

30 minutes later the Abbott receives one more phone call.

"Abbott? This is Sister Helen, your monks are on their way back now."

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