Yo Mama so hairy, she shaved her ass and disappeared!
Yo Mama so hairy, her nipples have afros on them!
Yo Mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her boobs fell off!
Yo Mama so old, she has an autograph of Jesus's name in her Bible!
Yo Mama so ugly, she makes blind children cry!
Yo Mama so ugly, she was saying to her mirror: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" The mirror replied: "Damn, girl! It sure ain't you!" Then it split in two.
Yo Mama so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through!
Yo Mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!
Yo Mama's so ugly, Medusa's jealous!
Yo Mama's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side, fishing!
Yo Mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was still Young!
Yo Mama's so old, when Jesus was in diapers, she needed a walker!