Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
You! Off my planet!!
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I'm not tense, just incredibly alert.
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Earth is full. Go home.
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