After a nasty divorce, this man decides to go on a vacation to Egypt. While there, he finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie comes about and says, "I'll give you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get the same thing that you wish for."
The man thinks, and says, "I wish for five million dollars." The genie says "You know your ex-wife will get the same thing, right?" The man nods his head, and gets his money.
For his second wish, he wishes for a new computer. Instantly, he and his ex-wife have a new computer.
The genie asks, "What is your final wish?" The man answers, "I wish I had a 10-inch dick."