A Morning Poem

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I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird, Perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely, So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away, He sang of far off places, Of laughter and of fun. I stirred beneath the covers, Crept slowly out of bed, Then gently shut the window, And crushed his f%&#ing head,

I'm not a morning person.

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by Alexandra C. 1+ years ago

this is soooooooo funny! i'm not a morning person either

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