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A really drunk guy staggers into a bar and says to the bartender,"I welly weed to go to the baffoom"

"Get out of here," said the bartender, "you're too drunk"

"Pwease," the drunk said, "I welly need to go!" The arguement went on for a few minutes when the bartender finally got fed up and agreed to let him use the bathroom. A few minutes after the drunk went into the bathroom, the bartender heard a, "Ooohhff!!" The bartender didn't pay much attention to it, but then he heard another load, "Ooohhff!!" The bartender decided to go into the bathroom to see what the hell was going on in the bathroom. He opened the door, and the drunk was in front of him with his pants and underwear down.

"What the fuck are you doing in here?" he yelled.

"Your toilets don't work," the drunk said. He sat down, and said, "Every time I try to flush, my balls get squeezed, like this." he pulled a lever and he let out another loud, "Ooohhff!!"

"You stupid shit," said the bartender, "that's my mop bucket!"

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