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My Momma Told Me Not to

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A little boy was playing and his mom told him not to go to far away from the house. He said OK.

A little girl walked by and said, "would you walk me home?" and he said, "my momma told me not to and I don't think I wanna." "I'll give you 5 pieces of bubble gum," she said. He said OK.

Then she said, "walk me up to my room?" He said, "my momma told me not to and I don't think I wanna." She said, "I'll give you 10 pieces of bubble gum." and he said OK.

Then she said, "take off your clothes." "My momma told me not to and I don't think I wanna." "I'll give you 15 pieces of bubble gum and he said OK. He's now standing there butt-naked.

"Do pushups on me." "My momma told me not to and I don't think I wanna." "I'll give you 20 pieces of bubble gum." OK.

Her mom walks in and says, "get off my daughter!" and he says, "my momma told me not to and I don't think I wanna!"

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