Your Mama is Like A(n)...
1. Hardware Store; 5 cents a screw.
2. Ice Cream Cone; everyone gets a lick.
3. Tube of Pringles; once you pop, you just can't stop.
4. Vacuum Cleaner; she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
5. Shotgun; two cocks and she's loaded.
6. Railroad Track; she gets laid all over the country.
7. Door Knob; everyone gets a turn.
8. Christmas Tree; everyone hangs balls on her.
9. Lettuce; 25 cents a head.
10. Tricycle; she's easy to ride.
11. McDonald's; over 5 million served world wide.
12. A Carpenter's Dream; flat as a board and easy to nail.
13. Fan; she's always blowing someone.
14. Foot Basketball Hoop; it ain't that hard to score.
15. Turtle; once she's on her back she's fucked.
16. Birthday Cake; everyone gets a piece.
17. Squirrel; she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
18. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup; there's no wrong way to eat her.
19. Bag of Potato Chips; " Free-To-Lay "
20. The Sun; look at her to long and you'll go blind.
21. Bowling Ball; she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
ah lol that was good the shotgun one was so funny, and i also like the bowling ball and hardware store one lol
I LIKE THE BOWLING BALL ONE,HARDWARE STORE AND ESPECIALLY THE TURTLE ONE!!!HAHA HILARIOUS SHIT
Hardware Store; 5 cents a screw. Lettuce; 25 cents a head. lma HAHAHAHA fell out of chair
lmao i really like the bowling ball one that was great...