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1. Hardware Store; 5 cents a screw.

2. Ice Cream Cone; everyone gets a lick.

3. Tube of Pringles; once you pop, you just can't stop.

4. Vacuum Cleaner; she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

5. Shotgun; two cocks and she's loaded.

6. Railroad Track; she gets laid all over the country.

7. Door Knob; everyone gets a turn.

8. Christmas Tree; everyone hangs balls on her.

9. Lettuce; 25 cents a head.

10. Tricycle; she's easy to ride.

11. McDonald's; over 5 million served world wide.

12. A Carpenter's Dream; flat as a board and easy to nail.

13. Fan; she's always blowing someone.

14. Foot Basketball Hoop; it ain't that hard to score.

15. Turtle; once she's on her back she's fucked.

16. Birthday Cake; everyone gets a piece.

17. Squirrel; she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

18. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup; there's no wrong way to eat her.

19. Bag of Potato Chips; " Free-To-Lay "

20. The Sun; look at her to long and you'll go blind.

21. Bowling Ball; she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.


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by misty d. 1+ years ago

thats some funny shit lol

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by anthony s. 1+ years ago

I never heard most of thesse ones before.

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by tony w. 1+ years ago

ah lol that was good the shotgun one was so funny, and i also like the bowling ball and hardware store one lol

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by Santana G. 1+ years ago


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by alex d. 1+ years ago

hahahah thats funny

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by Casey S. 1+ years ago

bowling ball was great lmfao

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by pj b. 1+ years ago

Hardware Store; 5 cents a screw. Lettuce; 25 cents a head. lma HAHAHAHA fell out of chair

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by Jessica D. 1+ years ago

lmao i really like the bowling ball one that was great...

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by Cheyenne T. 1+ years ago

Hahaha Frito Lay!

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by Ashlee A. 1+ years ago

thatss kindaa nastyy

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