Talking Parrot

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A guy goes and buys a parrot. The parrot can speak really well. The guy takes the parrot into a pub and bets everyone that the parrot can talk well. He gets the odds of 30 to 1. He is just about to boast about the parrot but the parrot won't talk. He is furious and goes home and yells at the parrot. He raps his hands around the parrots neck when the parrot says, "STOP! Just think of the odds you'll get tomorrow night."

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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categories: animals, nature bar, drinking

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by Matt L. 1+ years ago

ha ha! smart bird

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