A rough looking women in her fifties was sitting ay a bar. She had incredibly hairy armpits so whenever she raised her arm to order a drink a massive hair was visible to all of her fellow drinkers. At closing time a drunk at the far end of the bar pointed to the women and said to the bartender Id like to buy the ballerina a drink.
Shes not a ballerina said the bartender. What makes you think she is a ballerina?
The drunk replied: Any girl that can lift her legs that high has to be a ballerina.