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One day, this guy decides to get an all day tan. He locks himself on top of a roof where nobody can see him. Unfortunately, his unsunned dick burns very quickly.

So this guy goes to his doctor for the pain. The doctors finds that this is very unusual. The doctor said to lessen the pain was to do the following: Every time it starts to hurt, stick it in a glass of milk.

A few days later, he has a hot date with, of course, a blonde. Before going out to dinner, they stop by his place. It is not long before he has to excuse himself. He excused himself for the reason that his dick started to hurt again. He is in a hurry and dips his dick in milk in the kitchen. The curious blonde sees this and comments, "So that's how they get it in there!"

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