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late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another, a deaf policeman heard the noise and shot the twice dead boys, if you don't believe me ask the blind man who saw it all through a knothole in a wooden brick wall

ladies and gentlemen I stand before you to stand behind you and tell you something I know nothing about, Thursday which is good Friday we are having a fathers day celebration for mothers only, admission is free, pay at the door pull out a chair and sit on the floor

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