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Not worth the Money

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There once was a thirty-five year old man named Kevin. He decided that he was fed up with his work so he quit and traveled around the world. After a month he ended up in a small town in the middle of nowhere. There he discovered he was almost out of money and all his credit cards were maxed out. With nowhere to go and nothing to do, Kevin ended up wandering around the town. He walked by a loud bar with men inside hollering and hooting, just like any other bar in town. Kevin was about to continue when he noticed a large container filled with money on the counter. Curious, he wandered in and made his way up to the bartender.

"Excuse me sir, I was just passing by and I noticed that large container of money. May I ask what it's for?" Kevin asked.

"Well, there's a rottwieller out back who needs a tooth pulled, then an old lady upstairs who needs an orgasm. If you help them out, you get the money." Kevin decided that even though he was almost totally broke, it wasn't worth the money, so he left.

A few hours later he returns to the bar, VERY drunk after spending all of his remaining money on beer. He approaches the bartender and asks if the money offer was still up. The bartender says yes and shows him where the rottwieller is then quickly goes back inside to get out of reach of the angry dog.

For almost an hour the bartender can hear growls and yells and whimpers and barks. Finally Kevin comes back in with his clothes all ripped and torn, and his face all covered in blood and mud.

"Alright." Kevin says. "Now where's the old lady who needs her tooth pulled."


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