A blind guy walks into a bar. He orders up a drink, and says, "Hey, anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The lady next to him says in a gruff voice, "Just for your information, I'm a blonde kick-boxer, the lady next to me is a blonde champion knife-thrower, the next blonde lady is a black belt in tai-kwon-do, the next blonde lady has two handguns, and the bartender is a blonde too!! Do you still want to tell that joke??"
The blind guy sighs and says," I guess not... I have to leave in a min., and I don't have enough time to repeat the joke 5 times."