Dormitory = dirty room
Clint Eastwood = Old West action
Western Union = no wire unsent
The Country Side = no city dust here
Evangelist = evil's agent
Astronomers = Moon starers
Desperation = a rope ends it
The Morse Code = here come dots
Slot Machines = cash lost in 'em
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Silicon Graphics = a long chip crisis
The United States of America = attaineth its cause, freedom
Statue of Liberty = built to stay free
Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the real star, is OK
The Towering Inferno = not worth fire engine
William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin!
George Bush = he bugs Gore
Ronald Reagan = a darn long era
The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
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