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Keep IT in Your Pants

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If you want a guy to keep his dick in his pants just say one of these clever lines!

1. Keep the cow in the pasture! 2. Keep the package under the tree! 3. Keep the gardener out of the bush! 4. Keep the pickle in the jar! 5. Keep the snake out of the grass! 6. Keep the cock away from the pussy! 7. Keep the banana in its peel! 8. Keep eel in the water! 9. Keep the hot dog in its bun!

And drumroll please!!!!!!

10. Sorry, but I don't want cream on my taco!

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categories: men, women, relationships sex, sexuality

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