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A Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary, yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week.

The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:

DJ: 96FM, What's your name?

Caller: Hi, my name's Dave!

DJ: Dave, What's your word?

Caller: Goan.....spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, 'goan' is certainly not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make logical sense?

Caller: "Goan fuck yourself"

At this point, the DJ cut the caller short and announced that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show.

After many more unsuccessful calls, the DJ took the following caller:

DJ: 96FM, What's your name?

Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff!

DJ: Jeff, What is your word?

Caller: Smee.....spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'

DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff. 'Smee' can not be found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question: How can you use that word in a sentence so that it makes logical sense?

Caller: "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!"

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by J N. 1+ years ago

I read a different version where the first word was Garn, as in Garn get fucked

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by Yuki H. 1+ years ago

omg...i remember taht guy i enhaled my coffie....

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by where? j. 1+ years ago

haha good one

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