A man scanned the guests at a party adn spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carman," she told him. "Thats a beautiful name," he said. "Did your mother give it to you?" "No," she replied, "I gave it to me. It reflects the things I like most--cars and men." They continued to talk and finally she asked him his name. "Beerfuck," he said.