Yo Mamma

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Yo mama so fat a school bus drove by and she said " Hey catch that Giant Twinkie!"

Yo mama so old, when David killed Goliath she ran and called the cops

Yo mama so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months pregnant.

Yo mama so small she can hand glide on a Doritos.

Yo mama so poor I saw her one day running after a trash truck with a grocery list.

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by *ChavBurner *. 1+ years ago

lol

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by ALDO s. 1+ years ago

there r bad ass!!!!!!!!

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C4R9Y_Yo Mamma

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