Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

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- OOPS !! - I wonder what this does! - Hand me the saw someone! - Did he say the right or left leg? - It is now out of my hands...Nurse, could you grab it? It's over there behind the keg. - I'd feel alot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like back at night school. - Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog! - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? - Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie. - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. - Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? - Rats, there go the lights again... - "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em." - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens. - Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. - What's this doing here? - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! - I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...! - Anyone see where I left that scalpel? - And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. - This patient has already had kids, am I correct ? - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ? - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. - She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!! - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out ! - Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing ! - Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. - What do you mean you want a divorce ?

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