Q: What is the best thing to put in a birthday cake? A: Your teeth.
Q: What do cats say on New Year's Eve? A: "Happy Mew Year."
Q: When do pigs like to play in the dirt? A: Ground Hog's Day.
Q: What is a pig's favorite holiday? A: Valen-swine's Day.
Q: What happens when two valentines fight? A: A heart gets broken.
Q: Why was cupid put in jail? A: He was caught stealing hearts.
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