One day during school a little boy went up to his teacher and said that he had found a frog.
"Was the frog dead or alive?" the teacher asked.
"It was dead," said the boy.
"How do you know it was dead?" questioned the teacher.
"Cause I pissed in its ear," the boy replied.
"You WHAT?!?!" exclaimed the teacher.
"You know, I leaned over and went 'Pssst....'"
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