Two Southern belles are sitting on the porch of this lovely plantation. The first woman turns to the second and says, "For my wedding day, my husband bought me this lovely plantation."
And the second woman say, "How nice."
Then the first woman asks, "Well, what did your husband get you for your wedding day?"
And second replies, "Etiquette lessons, so I can learn how to say, 'How nice' instead of 'Fuck you.'"
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