The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes.
The Imprudent Person One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
The Unfortunate Person One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.
The Scientific Person One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
The Nervous Person One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
The Dishonest Person One who farts but blames it on someone else.
The Foolish Person One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Anti-Social Person One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
The Sadistic Person One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
The Intelligent Person One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
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