You Know You Are Too Serious About Computers...

mark as unread

1) When you add a third modem to your dedicated phone line. 2) When you access Microsoft's web page every Sunday for brother Bill's Sermon. 3) When that 3Gb hard drive is full. 4) When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals. 5) If you have an "online" light installed on your car to tell you when the engine is running. 6) When you discover that in order to drive your car somewhere, you do not enter an http:// or ftp:// address. 7) If you put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes. 8) If you have your e-mail address printed on your stationary. 9) When you insist on seeing the movie "The Net" for the 43rd time. 10) If you maintain more than 6 e-mail address. 11) If you use more than 20 passwords. 12) If you set up your own web page. 13) If you set up a web page for each of each member of your family, including the pets. 14) If, instead of a phone number, ask for a person's e-mail address. 15) When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window. 16) When you start using phrases like: 17) If you have a heart attack when you forget to pay your phone bill and recieve a "pending disconnection of service" notice. 18) When you order ALL of what you buy, including food, online. 19) If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours. 20) When you find yourself going out with someone you've never met, except through e-mail. 21) When you log-off from a session in you favorite newsgruop and your log reads: Online time: 56 hours 24 minutes.


How funny is this joke, video, picture?

Submitted By


smiley 5.5 G

submitted: 1+ years ago

viewed: 1,896 times

categories: computer, science, technology





Save to List


Personal Lists

Create New Personal List

List Name:

Allow Others to View/Subscribe:

save cancel


Community Lists

Create New Community List

List Name:

save cancel



User Comments Add Comment

showing 0 - 0 of 0 discussions       sort by: newest

C4OWZ_You Know You Are Too Serious About Computers...

Advertise | About Us | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Copyright Agent | Parents' Guide | Contact