Men Bashing Jokes - One Liner's

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Q. What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A. About 45 pounds.

Q. What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? A. 45 minutes.

Q. How does a man take a bubble bath? A. He eats beans for dinner.

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. Who knows? It hasn't happened yet!

Q. What does a man consider a 7 course meal? A. A hot dog and a six pack.

Q. Why are men like laxatives? A. They irritate the shit out of you.

Q. Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? A. So oxygen can get into their brains!

Q. Why do men like blonde jokes so much? A. Because they can understand them.

Q. Why is a man different from a PC? A. You only have to tell the PC once.

Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q. How do you know if a man is lying? A. His lips are moving.

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Q. Why do men snore? A. When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

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