Bloopers - Part 6

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More delightful verbal prattfalls gleaned from Kermit Schafer's book "Blunderful World of Bloopers." _________________________________________________________________

Aba Daba Honeymoon: An emcee interviewed a young couple who had just come from being married at a Justice of the Peace. He asked, "What is it like to be married?" The blushing bride replied, "I can't hasn't sunk in properly yet."

Happy holidays: On behalf of all station personnel, we want to wish you season's greetings and a happy and preposterous New Year!"

Make an offer: Political candidate - "If I'm elected, I can promise you the best government money can buy."

No class: Teacher - "And now class, we come to the moment we have all been waiting for....a strip film....ooops...I mean a film strip on farming."

Taken to the cleaners: Ad for a dry cleaning service - Ladies who drop off their clothes will receive prompt attention.

Good thing it's radio: And now we present the homely friend-maker.

Bring the bacon: During WWII, women saved drippings and fat from cooking to be recycled. This is when an announcer came up with this double entendre - "Ladies, bring your fat cans down to the corner butcher."

Playboy holiday: Emcee - Ma'am, what would be your reaction if your husband told you he was going on a two week fishing trip with a bunny.....I mean buddy!"

Give 'em an inch: Emcee - What are you doing in the city? Contestant - I'm on my honeymoon. Emcee - Are you enjoying it? Contestant - Yes, every inch of it.

Meanwhile, down on the farm: The chairwoman of the County Breeders Association had announced plans to show her calves to any interested farmers.

Don't miss it: Due to the following special program, "The Invisible Man" will not be seen tonight.

Binoculars ready: Newscaster - The streakers are at it again and I can't understand this type of behavior. I guess it's just a way to show you're nuts!"


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