I'm glad I'm a man, and this is why When I get upset I can swear, not cry, When I'm at my job, I'll get a big raise, I don't have a period every 28 days.
If I'm in a car and I have to pee, I'll just get out and go on a tree. When I'm outside I can wear a hat, and my pants don't make my butt look fat.
Clothes are clothes, I can wear them twice, in a row, and then they still look nice.
I can grow a beard, yeah it looks cool, and take off my shirt, at a swimming pool.
Yeah I'm glad I'm a man, 'cause of one more thing, Flowers can solve...... EVERYTHING.
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