It's Not Fair

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If she cries, she's upset. If I cry, I'm a wuss

If she talks dirty to me, she likes me. If I do it, I'm harassing her.

If she gets a job first, it's being fair. If I get it it's favoritism.

If she's broke and homeless, she's been abused. If I am, I'm a bum.

If she goes somewhere with another woman, she has a friend. If I go somewhere with another man, I'm gay.

If she kicks/punches me in the balls, it's payback. If I kick/punch her in the breasts, I'm a sexual harasser, and it's in newspapers everywhere.

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