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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. Can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost, And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest!

I don't have a problem with Expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling .

Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?!

Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life. Not that I believe the above, I just think you should forward this to 4 women so they can laugh too!!!


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by DarkFenX 1+ years ago

Hahaha, the second part of the fourth line is a lie.

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