A plumber hops onto his bicycle all ready to go to his next cliet. His work belt is soo heavy now that his pants is halfway around his ass. On his way to the other job in the same neighborhood a policeman jumps out and says, "You're under arrest!" "What for?" asks the plumber. "For peddling crack around the neighborhood!"
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