The New Diet

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There was a very overweight woman who went to see a doctor. Her doctor put her on a new diet. From now on she had to eat all her food backwards.

A month later, she came to see the doctor again, and she had lost 20 pounds. But the doctor noticed that she kept swinging from side to side. "Now that youu have lost 20pounds, I think I can take you off the diet, but now lets do something about your limp." "What limp? I'm chewing bubblegum"

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