The blonde came walking down the street one dark evening. She passed a very dark alley and a voice came from the dark saying, "Hey! Come here I've got something to show you." The blonde went inside the alley and the man grabbed her and threw her to the ground. He tore her dress off her and started to rape her. Then suddenly the blonde said, "If you are trying to rape me then I'll wish you the best of luck because I got no hole! I'm using Colgate."